Saturday, 9 May 2026

#TwoTenners Brittany cycling and camping.

Usually at least once a year my two brothers and I (The Three Tenners) do a decent touring bike ride carrying everything we need to survive the few days and nights - including tent and cooking stuff.

We booked to go to Brittany again - but alas a last minute work commitment arose for Mike so it was just Rob and I caught the Portsmouth St Malo Brittany Ferry on 18th April. It is an overnight crossing arrives early morning the next day. In the past we have just made do with couchette seats but this time we incurred the modest extra cost for a cabin. This meant the prospect of a better nights sleep - made more important because we were straight into cycling on arrival. (it was a good decision). We did have a beer though in the large bar. As usual there was a cabaret show of sorts but between acts there was a general knowledge quiz. We were reluctant participants but were given a buzzer. The one with the quickest response to the right answer got the most points. We were slow off the mark but got caught up in it. We eventually raced through the field but came second - ha ha!

There were two major differences this time. Rob was on an electric bike - and without Mike (who is brilliant at it) the navigation was down to me. First of all the electric bike. Rob does find the hills a bit tough especially with a laden bike - (camping/cooking gear etc). He has lashed out and bought a secondhand but mint condition Italian made bike called Basso. New they are over £7k. Rob got on with it very well and it made a big difference. It has a tremendous range and is relatively lightweight so he only had to use the electric help on the hills. However as an aside it is still my Dawes Super Galaxy that gets the admiring looks and comments. Old school - made in the late 80's or early 90's - ha ha!

As I said my brother Mike is tremendous at navigation and I have always relied on him. However Mike wasn't with us this time so down to me. Google Maps remains best. The slight complication is we wanted to use tow paths - back roads and bridleways. I made some mistakes but as with most things you improve from practice and in the end I became competent even confident - ha!

So our route - a circular route - straight off the Brittany Ferry and the short ride to the quaint ferry to Dinard across the other side of the estuary. The harbour is so picturesque with brilliant views of the walled town. It is Sunday morning - so quiet - but we find a little cafe in Dinard for coffee and pain de chocolat. The French do things so well. 

Despite a non-descript starting point which was not easy to find we get onto the Rance River cycle path. Effectively we follow it and the Rance Canal for 2 days - with a first night camping at Dinan, It is beautiful easy and safe riding. It is so pastoral, so quiet, so unspoilt as we past small village after small village and the odd small town. Typically we stop for brunch in a Boulangerie and sit an eat it canal side. The sun is up - there is silence apart from nature. Sat here thinking about it now as I write. Very special.

I have not prebooked campsites. If possible I choose a Municipal camp site. French municipal sites are always of a standard - but also without frills or commercialism. They are typically about E8 for a night in a small tent. Perfect.

About camping and cycling as opposed to say taking up B&B. The down side - there is quite a lot to carry in the panniers, including gear to cook on. There is also the issue of weather. But we have been lucky again. The weather is great - no rain - not even a shower. When it is like that camping is a joy. It is the simplicity - it is so different from normal home life. You get drunk on fresh air - and there is the challenge of it all and getting comfortable. We each have little tents but everything we need. It is not wild camping but pretty close to it. I even smile and sometimes laugh when I crawl in and out of the tent on my stiff old knees. So undignified and a bit mad - ha!

At Hede we leave the Rance Canal and head for Antrain - and then on to Pontorson, Mont St Michel, Cancale and back to St Malo. In all about 150 miles over 5 nights including the ferry. 

Every leg - every day was a highlight - even the couple of hours it took to cycle out and back from Pontorson to Mont St Michel. Rob hadn't seen is before. It was a fresh morning but still lots of tourists heading out on the causeway. We were content to view it rather than climb onto the ramparts.

What followed was lovely. A back route and coastal path to Cancale. Superb cycling. Beautiful scenery. Oysters are a relative giveaway. 

Next day was a dawdle along the coast into St Malo where we camped for the last night to be ready for an early morning ferry back to Portsmouth. The municipal camp site in St Malo is excellent and as we arrived mid afternoon we had plenty of time to enjoy St Malo including the old walled town. St Malo offers so much. Great for boating and fishing. The seafood available is reason enough to make a visit.

Every time I go to Brittany I have the same thoughts. It is perfect. Depopulated. Unspoilt. Rich in history. Everything is maintained properly. Villages still have their boulangerie. The food available is so varied. Property is relatively cheap in land. It remains a mystery to me how a place with so few people living there is kept to such a high standard. How is it affordable - sustainable ? Wouldn't it be a great place to live? Apparently Brits are welcomed incomers because they bolster community numbers. However when you put your practical head on - a sensible head - you can start to think what life would actually be like in a rural (isolated) idyll. I think eventually I would become bored with it. But what a place to spend a few days cycling. I will continue to go back and my brother Rob has a rabid motivation to do so now he  has supplementary electric power. We missed Mike but I am sure the Three Tenners will be setting off again together.

Here are some mob photos :






























































Thursday, 9 April 2026

#DIY etc

The quickest of blogs - before the cheesy grin disappears (the panniers are in place at last). Nothing startling but if nothing else a reminder to self.

I have bought two front fork pannier bags for my bike. I am going to France for a short camping/cycling break with my two brothers in a couple of weeks and need some extra carrying capacity). The panniers each require a bracket to be fitted. The brackets supplied were of a universal fitting rather than specific to my bike and consequently needed adjusting etc. (put more crudely - made to fit - ha! It was not a job I was looking forward to but I tackled it this morning. (I am not very good with fiddley DIY jobs.) It didn't go well - I couldn't get a vital screw to fit - it took a lot of time and bluntly I was a bit irritated - ha again! In the end I left it - and decided to call the local bike shop to see if they would take it on. (it turns out Thursday's is their day off.) Anyway I have some lunch and gather myself. In a much better mood I have another go. Low and behold - the screw goes in almost straight away and the second pannier is fitted in double quick time.

The lesson to self (a reminder). Doing a job when you feel like it almost always brings about a better outcome than when you don't. If you are not up for it leave it if you can - ha! The second is take a break if things are not going well. A fresh start is usually beneficial.

While I am on the keyboard - here is something else that made me smile today - the power of words and the amazing English Language. For some reason I was reading an article about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Prince Andrew - in todays paper. (Like most people I cannot stand the guy.) The gist of the article is that some of the royals are concerned about his well being (mental health) and maybe offering him some family support.

The bit that made me smile was in the body of the article/in the readers comments. There were 2 words I had never seen before and they caught my eye and I looked them up. Both were used to describe AMW. They were : 

Sybariticfond of sensuous luxury or pleasure; self-indulgent:

"their opulent and sybaritic lifestyle"
  
   
Of or having the qualities of a sybarite (a person devoted to luxury and pleasure); dedicated to excessive comfort and enjoyment; decadent, hedonistic, self-indulgent. 

Solipsistic - absorption with oneself without consideration for the needs and desires of others.

So there we are - 2 not so very long words - that convey so much (providing you recognise them).

Anyway time for me to stop messing around here and to do something useful like some gardening - ha!




































Monday, 30 March 2026

#lookingoutwards not inwards

It is early Monday morning and I have finished my daily bike ride. I have a list of things to do to get the week off to a good start but as often happens something has triggered a thought process and after the calm of the bike ride I feel I should commit it to paper (so to speak) as a contribution to legacy - ha ha!

I can only spend 15 minutes on this blog but I can do so because I have spent half a life time thinking about these type of issues.

Bluntly - I think the world is going mad - the western world (because in the 3rd world they do not have the time for it). What am I talking about ? The drug of  INTROSPECTION - defined as reflecting inwardly on thoughts motivations and particularly feelings. I am going to suggest for many this obsession is going down a rabbit hole and is not beneficial (either personally or particularly as a functioning society). This stuff is all around us. It has become and industry - there are too many examples to list.

Because I have limited time I am going to contain my comments to this :

I heard this quip a while back and its simplicity made me laugh. "If you think about your orgasm too much it will become harder to achieve".

Another is life is a struggle and then you die. This might sound pessimistic but it is not - it is optimistic because it is real. (if you are wise or maybe lucky you can rise above the struggle for periods at least.)

Put these together and you will get my drift. 

If you dwell on love or happiness or self esteem or self worth (for example) by looking inwards I believe this introspection is unlikely to provide you with these things.

If you get down because life is a struggle and start feeling sorry for yourself - being a victim - you are in an introspective spiral. It is not the answer because life is a struggle - in many respects it is the norm. It is Darwinism. The way to deal with it is acknowledge it and embrace it and take it on.

An analogy. You are trying to run a marathon (as life !). You have trained and prepared. But in the run you start to struggle. You feel tired - you feel fatigued. You are getting behind the clock. You have a blister. Your leg hurts. You are not feeling great. What to do. There must be something wrong ! Blood sugar - reoccurrence of an old injury - a new injury - the wrong socks - I have a cold coming. You poor thing - feel sorry for yourself. Over analyze. Excuses. Introspection. Give up. Or - for goodness sake - it is simple. I am running 26 miles. Of course things are going to hurt. Of course I am going to feel tired. I knew that from the beginning. Don't dwell on it. Get on with it. When I cross that finishing line I will feel great. I would have won the battle. I am a marathon runner. I can join the party. I have not let myself down. I didn't cave. I lifted my head and went for the finishing line - I put all the negative feelings stuff behind me. I have done something really positive without excuses. Now I feel great. This is life and how to approach it. Lift your head - take on the world - look outwards not inwards - inwards will look after itself (like your orgasm).

This might appear brutal and simplistic but there is no fulfillment in victimhood and talking about it. It is the doing that counts. Only you can run your marathon.

Now for the jobs list - ha! Anyone fancy anti fouling the bottom of a boat ? xxx